While Kibaki steals the presidency, his wife qualifies as the national slapper.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Kibaki stole the election, naturally
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Massacred by Mungiki
Children’s bodies so badly burned they couldn't be identified.
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Thief-in-Chief
This man stole the presidency in Kenya in 2007. At 76, he's the world's oldest notorious elections thief
Traitor-in-Chief
Kenya's Judas Iscariot Kalonzo Musyoka, the Democracy-traitor-in-Chief. He betrayed all democratic ideals and wiped off any hope of ever leading Kenya.
Lier-in-Chief
The PNU spokesman, Dr Goebbels Alfred Mutua is the spinmeister of the bandit regime. He can answer any question. One of the most effective agents of disinformation.
Rattlesnake Me Chuki
Rattlesnake Me-Chuki. This man is the most famous rigging mastermind in Kenya. Known for his 'rattlesnake' temper, he has a tongue that dates back from colonial administration.
The shadow president of Kenya
Look at his eyes, cunning and foxy. He can juggle a slippery piece of liver, which he equates to running a country. He is the power-behind-the-throne. The exceptional ability to handle slippery situations with firm fangy grips has earned him the ignominy of being His Excellency the shadow president of Kenya
Compromised Church
Whereas Kenya boasts a probable Pope in the John Cardinal Njue, the Church is in bed with the state. When Kibaki stole the presidency in 2007, the hitherto dependable church went mute. Now that the aftermath of that conspiracy of silence has manifested itself in full-blown ethnic wars, the church is crying faul. While Mungiki is hacking opposition supportes and the police gun down peaceful demonstrators,John Cardinal Njue has discovered that there is spiritual revival in silence. The church in Kenya is complicit in state-sponsored theft and genocide of innocent civilians.
Warlord-in-Chief
Uhuru Kenyatta is Kibaki's heir-apparent. He is using his wealth to bankroll Mungiki. He is Kenya's warlord-in-chief. The drunken-looking son of Jomo is an astute student of master-rigger Daniel Moi
Brains-for-thieves
Martha Njoka-turned-Martha Karua is the brains behind the throne. Take her off and Kibaki is exposed and vulnerable. She has presided over theft and erosion of Kenya's judiciary. Arguably the most intelligent and ugly minister in Kenya ever, she dates a Catholic priest, Father Wamugunda
George Saitoti
The Goldenberg tainted George Saitoti is presiding over police genocide in Kenya. Also a silent approval of Mungiki-led purge of the political scene, he hopes to succeed Kibaki by default. Saitoti lost the 2007 parliamentary seat but rigged himself in with the help of his brother using counterfeit ballots.
Police Commissioner
The Police Commissioner Ali is presiding over a police-sponsored genocide of innocent lives. A millitary man, he was made police commissioner in a surprising move. He should be charged with crimes against the Kenyan people
Enemy of the people
The disgraced ECK Boss, Samwel Kivuitu carries the blood of innocent Kenyans everywhere on his cynical face. He is the coward-of-the-nation. He does not know who won the election, yet he handed over a certificate to the thief-in-chief
Killers-for-Hire
Mungiki is a pro-government, primitive gang of goons who sniff snuff, behead their victims, forcefully and crudely circumcise men, perform female genital mutilation, drink the blood of their victims and kill-for-cash
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